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Jokes about Clippy (Microsoft Office's annoying little paperclip) other than the ones in Windows RG You: #include <stdio.h> Clippy: It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you ...
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    Jokes about Clippy (Microsoft Office's annoying little paperclip) other than the ones in Windows RG

    You:
    #include <stdio.h>
    Clippy:
    It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft?
    *You click no*
    Clippy:
    You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter.

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    lol
    I ask you, do you know where that vi animation is, where clippy is telling you how to do everything in the text editor?

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    http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/mar...i_editor_would

    Google's your friend.

    *You hit the left arrow key.*
    Clippy:
    Are you sure you want to go left? My mommy told me told me to go the right way. I think you should go right, so you're going right.

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    Re: Clippy jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by a thing
    You:
    #include <stdio.h>
    Clippy:
    It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft?
    *You click no*
    Clippy:
    You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter.


    And, OMG, the vi Binky (or Clippy as you call it) is just to die for
    You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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    You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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    Of course no one likes clippy, but what about the other characters???

    I liked Rocky (the dog) the best!
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    liked Rocky (the dog) the best!
    i like the dog too, although the cat is quite good (i like the way that he has a catnap if the user doesn't do anything for a while).

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    those comedy sketches are a classic :P. thanks for sharing

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    You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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