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Old 10-26-2005   #1 (permalink)
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Clippy jokes
Jokes about Clippy (Microsoft Office's annoying little paperclip) other than the ones in Windows RG

You:
#include <stdio.h>
Clippy:
It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft?
*You click no*
Clippy:
You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter.
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Old 10-26-2005   #2 (permalink)
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lol
I ask you, do you know where that vi animation is, where clippy is telling you how to do everything in the text editor?
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http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/mar...i_editor_would

Google's your friend.

*You hit the left arrow key.*
Clippy:
Are you sure you want to go left? My mommy told me told me to go the right way. I think you should go right, so you're going right.
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Re: Clippy jokes
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Originally Posted by a thing
You:
#include <stdio.h>
Clippy:
It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft?
*You click no*
Clippy:
You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter.


And, OMG, the vi Binky (or Clippy as you call it) is just to die for
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Of course no one likes clippy, but what about the other characters???

I liked Rocky (the dog) the best!
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liked Rocky (the dog) the best!
i like the dog too, although the cat is quite good (i like the way that he has a catnap if the user doesn't do anything for a while).
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those comedy sketches are a classic :P. thanks for sharing
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You know what you're talking about Ubersoft is awesome
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