Clippy jokes

[a thing]

Jokes about Clippy (Microsoft Office's annoying little paperclip) other than the ones in Windows RG

You:
#include <stdio.h>
Clippy:
It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft?
*You click no*
Clippy:
You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter.

[chopin1810]

lol
I ask you, do you know where that vi animation is, where clippy is telling you how to do everything in the text editor?

[a thing]

http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/mar...i_editor_would

Google's your friend.

*You hit the left arrow key.*
Clippy:
Are you sure you want to go left? My mommy told me told me to go the right way. I think you should go right, so you're going right.

[sharkyro]

You:
#include <stdio.h>
Clippy:
It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft?
*You click no*
Clippy:
You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter.

And, OMG, the vi Binky (or Clippy as you call it) is just to die for

[sharkyro]

http://vigor.sourceforge.net/

[Vergil83]

Of course no one likes clippy, but what about the other characters???

I liked Rocky (the dog) the best!

[GNOME_n00b]

liked Rocky (the dog) the best!

i like the dog too, although the cat is quite good (i like the way that he has a catnap if the user doesn't do anything for a while).

[Muser]

Read all of these (in order) (and if you don't read ubersoft/kernel panic, you should, but these are funny even if you don't):

http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040225.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040303.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040310.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040317.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040324.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040331.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20050413.png

[GNOME_n00b]

those comedy sketches are a classic :P. thanks for sharing

[sharkyro]

Read all of these (in order) (and if you don't read ubersoft/kernel panic, you should, but these are funny even if you don't):

http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040225.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040303.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040310.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040317.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040324.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040331.png
http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20050413.png

You know what you're talking about Ubersoft is awesome