Clippy jokes - Linux Forums

10-26-2005	#1 (permalink)
a thing Linux Engineer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago (USA) Posts: 1,028	Clippy jokes Jokes about Clippy (Microsoft Office's annoying little paperclip) other than the ones in Windows RG You: #include <stdio.h> Clippy: It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft? You click no Clippy: You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter. __________________ Stop using MP3! It\'s GNU/Linux, not just Linux. \"hurd mostly so ye can say weather or not the hurd team has got off the drugs\" - winter

10-26-2005	#2 (permalink)
chopin1810 Linux Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 541	lol I ask you, do you know where that vi animation is, where clippy is telling you how to do everything in the text editor?

10-26-2005	#3 (permalink)
a thing Linux Engineer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago (USA) Posts: 1,028	http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/mar...i_editor_would Google's your friend. You hit the left arrow key. Clippy: Are you sure you want to go left? My mommy told me told me to go the right way. I think you should go right, so you're going right. __________________ Stop using MP3! It\'s GNU/Linux, not just Linux. \"hurd mostly so ye can say weather or not the hurd team has got off the drugs\" - winter

10-26-2005

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sharkyro

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Re: Clippy jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by a thing

You:
#include <stdio.h>
Clippy:
It looks like you are writing a C program. Would you like to surrender all rights to this program to Microsoft?
*You click no*
Clippy:
You are a cause of trouble for Microsoft. You will now be shot by the Troubeshooter.

And, OMG, the vi Binky (or Clippy as you call it) is just to die for

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10-26-2005	#5 (permalink)
sharkyro Linux Newbie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romania Posts: 186	http://vigor.sourceforge.net/ __________________ You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

10-26-2005	#6 (permalink)
Vergil83 Linux Guru Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,408	Of course no one likes clippy, but what about the other characters??? I liked Rocky (the dog) the best! __________________ Brilliant Mediocrity - Making Failure Look Good

10-26-2005

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GNOME_n00b

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Quote:

liked Rocky (the dog) the best!

i like the dog too, although the cat is quite good (i like the way that he has a catnap if the user doesn't do anything for a while).

10-27-2005	#8 (permalink)
Muser Linux User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 363	Read all of these (in order) (and if you don't read ubersoft/kernel panic, you should, but these are funny even if you don't): http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040225.png http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040303.png http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040310.png http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040317.png http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040324.png http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20040331.png http://ubersoft.net/kpanic/comics/kp20050413.png

10-27-2005	#9 (permalink)
GNOME_n00b Linux Newbie Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts: 142	those comedy sketches are a classic :P. thanks for sharing