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    Here's a funny short story you can read, its freaking hilarious and by the author of Fight Club.

    Check out Guts
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    Quote Originally Posted by genesus
    Here's a funny short story you can read, its freaking hilarious and by the author of Fight Club.

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    that....was weird

    kept me really entertained (and kinda freaked out) for the whole read. great read

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    Dude ,

    What is this -- "Hey Guys/Gals" ?? You really think there are any Gals who use Linux ? :)

    razor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rampage
    Dude ,

    What is this -- "Hey Guys/Gals" ?? You really think there are any Gals who use Linux ?

    razor.
    petergriffin is female.

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    Get well soon!

    How long will you wear a cast? Does it scratch under the cast?

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    Hope your leg gets better soon Martin. Here's a site for you http://www.b3ta.com/ there's plenty of stuff to make you laugh, like Buffy's swearing keyboard http://www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/ or the 'funny but true' stories submitted each week by people http://www.b3ta.com/questions/

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    A really stupid poem - (mostly unedited early morning rap)
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    Martin from Dublin, the hero of the Gaels,
    he's fallen on his hurley stick and now he moans and wails.

    Martin from Dublin, is very very sick. He's fallen on his arse
    and needs a quick up-pick.

    He wants us to make him laugh, make him laugh, make him laugh.
    He wants us to make him larrrffffffffffff.

    Martin was walking - down old Grafton Street.
    He'd eaten too much pudding, more than a man can eat.
    He followed up with Guinness, balm bracks and Irish stew.
    He tripped and fell in Stephen's Green and don't know what to do-oooooo.

    Martin from Dublin, life can be a pig.
    People will comment, 'His leg snapped like a twig'.

    We 'ope you soon get better sir,
    we really wish you well.
    But watching daytime TV will make you feel like Hell!

    Martin from Dublin ... doubled up in pain.
    Martin from Dublin, you've got a lot to gain.

    Make sure you soon get better,
    and come back when you is.
    Come back and help the forums,
    and change your name to Liz.

    The End (thank God)
    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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    fingal, that's a great poem
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    Quote Originally Posted by dylunio
    fingal, that's a great poem
    Thank you!
    I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

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    Get well soon !

    You might want to start reading ne of the funniest on-line comics I've seen: www.ubersoft.net
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