Geek jokes ^^

[a thing]

notroot[0:~]& /dev/brain
bash: /dev/brain: No such file or directory

switch ($_GET['action'])
{
  default: 
    if ($_GET['action'] == 'delete')
    {
      $editid = (int) $_GET['delete'];
    }
    elseif ($_GET['action'] == 'edit')
    {
      $editid = (int) $_GET['edit'];
    }
    /* ED: Snip */
    elseif ($_GET['action'] == 'save')
    {
      $editid == (int) $_GET['save'];
    }
    else
    {
      $editid = (int) $_GET['id'];
    }
    break;
}

if(IsTrue(true))

if( ! checkFalse( new Boolean( true ) ) )

[fyrephlie]

i don't think i'm geeky enough to get that ... but i laughed anyway what with the whole 'get action' thing ... and i think there was something about no brain ... but i'm still not sure why the chicken had anything to do with a road

[PsypherPunk]

A physics gag: "Every couple has its moment in a field".

[Game master pro]

and then i said, that's not a flux capasitar...that's my wife......

[psic]

A neutrino walks into a bar. Has a few drinks, chats with some friends, etc. then sais to the bartender: "How much do I owe you?"
To which the bartender answers: "For you, no charge."

[Cabhan]

This was posted a while back, but:

The optimist sees the glass as half-full. The pessimist sees the glass as half-empty. The CS major sees the glass as twice as large as it has to be.


And my favorite:

A list of valid Linux commands. Read them as an entire list:

updatedb
locate
talk
date
cd
strip
look
touch
finger
unzip
uptime
gawk
head
emerge --oneshot condom
mount
fsck
gasp
more
yes
yes
yes
more
umount
emerge -C condom
make clean
sleep

[chopin1810]

lol! funniest thing i've read in days

[kbk]

Uptime...Haha thats great.

[sharkyro]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't.

EDIT: corrected spelling

[psic]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those wh don't.

It should be: those who can count and those who can't