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notroot[0:~]& /dev/brain bash: /dev/brain: No such file or directory Code: switch ($_GET['action']) { default: if ($_GET['action'] == 'delete') { $editid = (int) $_GET['delete']; } elseif ($_GET['action'] == 'edit') { $editid ...
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    Geek jokes ^^


    notroot[0:~]& /dev/brain
    bash: /dev/brain: No such file or directory

    Code:
    switch ($_GET['action'])
    {
      default: 
        if ($_GET['action'] == 'delete')
        {
          $editid = (int) $_GET['delete'];
        }
        elseif ($_GET['action'] == 'edit')
        {
          $editid = (int) $_GET['edit'];
        }
        /* ED: Snip */
        elseif ($_GET['action'] == 'save')
        {
          $editid == (int) $_GET['save'];
        }
        else
        {
          $editid = (int) $_GET['id'];
        }
        break;
    }
    if(IsTrue(true))

    if( ! checkFalse( new Boolean( true ) ) )

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    i don't think i'm geeky enough to get that ... but i laughed anyway what with the whole 'get action' thing ... and i think there was something about no brain ... but i'm still not sure why the chicken had anything to do with a road
    Old Skewl - AMD Athlon XP 1600+ / 512mb / 160gb / nVidia GeForce 4 4800ti 128mb / openSUSE 10.0 / 2.6.13-15 / (puter geek . linux noob)

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    A physics gag: "Every couple has its moment in a field".
    Registered Linux User #379728

    SuSE 10.3 :: Athlon XP 3000+ :: AsRock K7VT4A Pro :: Nvidia Geforce 6600GT :: C-Media 8738

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    and then i said, that's not a flux capasitar...that's my wife......

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    A neutrino walks into a bar. Has a few drinks, chats with some friends, etc. then sais to the bartender: "How much do I owe you?"
    To which the bartender answers: "For you, no charge."
    Stumbling around the 'net:
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    This was posted a while back, but:

    The optimist sees the glass as half-full. The pessimist sees the glass as half-empty. The CS major sees the glass as twice as large as it has to be.


    And my favorite:

    A list of valid Linux commands. Read them as an entire list:
    Code:
    updatedb
    locate
    talk
    date
    cd
    strip
    look
    touch
    finger
    unzip
    uptime
    gawk
    head
    emerge --oneshot condom
    mount
    fsck
    gasp
    more
    yes
    yes
    yes
    more
    umount
    emerge -C condom
    make clean
    sleep

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    lol! funniest thing i've read in days

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    Uptime...Haha thats great.

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    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't.

    EDIT: corrected spelling
    You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkyro
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those wh don't.
    It should be: those who can count and those who can't
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