Most embarrassing moment?

[AndrewB]

what was your most embarrassing momen?

mine was at an area scout camp, hunderds of people watching, all roud the flag, for flag down, to signify the end of camp.
I got asked to do it
So every1 had their whole uniform on, and all gathered round this flag.
I go out, I untie the flag, and you take a step back then salute
i took a step back, and there was like a flower bed thing, it was slightly raised, and i tripped right over it, one hand by my side, the other going up for a salute, and i fell flat on my back
every1 was pissing them self laughing
i just lay there thinking oops

what bout yourselfs?

[fingal]

It was probably last night on the IRC channel when someone asked 'How do you fix that?' and me and my fat fat mouth said, try rm -f /

Then you straightened me out. It was a joke! In bad taste perhaps. I won't do it again.

Okay ... another one. I went to a friend's party (there were quite a few guests) and I had to go upstairs to the loo. Halfway down the stairs I fell over the carpet and went A over T down the stairwell.

The guests came running out to see what the noise was. After that I used to get told, "You must come to my party next week! I can't wait to see you fall down the stairs again."

[AndrewB]

It was probably last night on the IRC channel when someone asked 'How do you fix that?' and me and my fat fat mouth said, try rm -f /

Then you straightened me out. It was a joke! In bad taste perhaps. I won't do it again

i knew u were jut kidding. but still, i am sorry, i just said people have been banned for it, just warning you really,

sorry, /me hugs fingal!

and lol to your story

[fingal]

I have another one! I'd forgotten. This is actually worse:

I used to live in the small town of Loughborough in Leicestershire. One day a friend and me went into the town and we visited a health food shop. We paid for the goods - A couple of very pretty girls used to work in there.

On the way out my mate said, "You might want to check your nose!" There was a huge gob of snot hanging off the end of my nose which I hadn't felt or seen.

So I'd walked into that shop, bought the goods, smiled at the nice girls and they must have thought, 'Lovely ...'.

[a12ctic]

got drunk at a party and sum girls convienced me to wear a skirt...

[GNOME_n00b]

it reminds me of those cigar(hamlet, i think) adverts on the radio. there was one where you here a woman saying: "well, i see we have a new member to our class. please stand up and introduce yourself".
"Hi. my names robert.......and i'm.....an alchoholic"
"robert", the woman says
"yep", he replies
"this is a yoga class".
and then you hear the sound of a cigar being lit up. "happiness is a cigar called hamlet....."

[cayalee]

farting in a practical lesson when the lecturer was using me for a model (i do physiotherapy..)

[kbk]

The only thing I could really think of right now is last year when me and my friend were arguining in class and I called him a nigger and the teacher went on a rant about acceptance and stuff...It was pretty embarassing.

[smolloy]

I love the fact that the google ads on the bottom of a thread about embarassing moments are all (at the moment) for adult diapers

[fingal]

I love the fact that the google ads on the bottom of a thread about embarassing moments are all (at the moment) for adult diapers

From here the ads are about holiday hotels in Loch Lomond. Maybe embarassing things happen there??