A good friend of mine was in a strip club one night, and a stripper offered to have sex with him for 300$. We told him not to. He went to the ATM and withdrew the money, gave it to the stripper, she called security and had him removed claiming that he had molested her. Pretty funny and serves him right, plus any time any of us need something from him we ask him if he ever told his wife the story---p.s. he met her after the incident, but he's still scared to mention it