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| Silly stuff Quite a long post. How's your Latin?
Veni, Vidi, Visa. - I Came, I Saw, I Went Shopping.
Veni, Vidi, V8 - I Came, I Saw, I Went Very Quickly.
Veni, Vidi, Volley. - I Came, I Saw, I Played Tennis.
Veni, Vidi, Vamoose. - I Came, I Saw, I Left.
Vidi, Vici , Veni - I saw, I conquered, I came....
Veni, Vidi, Vasectomy - I came, I saw, I came no more...
Veni, Vidi, Violin - I Came, I Saw, I made a horrible sreetching noise
veni, vidi, hipposcastanum - i came, i saw, i conkered
Veni, Vidi, Velociraptor - I came, I Saw, I went to see a Spielberg film.
Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around.
Veni, Vidi, Vino - I Came, I Saw, I Drank.
Veni, Vidi, Voltage - I came, I saw, I was shocked.
Veni, Vidi, Venereal - I came, I saw, I don't want to talk about it.
Veni, Vidi, Fiji - I Came, I Saw, I ran as far away as possible
Veni, Vidi, Vodka - I came, I Saw, I drank.
Veni, Vidi, Vomit - I came, I Saw, I drank too much.
Veni, Vidi, Vespa - I came, I Saw, I rode home?
Veni, Vidi Varmint - I came, I saw a coyote
Veni, Vidi, VCR - I Came, I Saw, I went home and rented the video instead...?
Veni, Vidi, Vogon. - I came, I saw, I demolished it to make way for a
hyperspace bypass...
Veni, Vidi, Vendor. - I came, I saw, I bought the t-shirt.
Veni, Vidi, Voyager - I came, I saw, I charted the new frontier.
Veni, Vidi, Vrai - I came, I saw, The Truth is Out There.
Veni, Vidi, Vanish - I came, I saw, I dissapeared.
Veni, Vidi, Volvo. - I came, I saw, I was ripped off by a second hand car
salesman.
Veni, Vidi, Vorlon - I came, I saw, I wore an encounter suit.
Veni, Vidi, Versaci - I Came, I Saw, I Was Dressed For The Occasion.
Veni, Vici, VD - I came, I conquered, I contracted syphilis.
Veni, Vidi, Vegan - I came, I saw, I ate tofu.
Veni, Vidi, V - I came, I saw, the aliens invaded.
Veni, Vidi, Validate - I came, I saw, I got my parking pass stamped.
Veni, Vidi, Victim - I came, I saw, I got mugged.
Veni, Vidi, Valium - I came, I saw, I'm not bothered anymore.
Veni, Vidi, V-sign - I came, I saw, I met Harvey Smith.
Veni, Vidi, Vera - I came, I saw, I watched Coronation Street
Veni, Vidi, Valet - I came, I saw, I cleaned
Veni, Vidi, Vulcan - I came, I saw, I lived long & prospered
Veni, Vidi, Vicar - I came, I saw, I preached
Veni, Vidi, Vitalite - I came, I saw, I bought margarine
Veni, Vidi, Victor - I came, I saw, I don't believe it
Veni, Vidi, Vanilla - I came, I saw I bought ice-cream
Veni, Vidi, VanDamme - I came, I saw, I kicked everbody's teeth in.
Veni, Vidi, Vienna - I came, I saw, I wore a trenchcoat and unfeasable
sideburns.
Veni, Vidi, Vacuum - I Came, I Saw, I cleaned up.
Veni, Vidi, Vandal - I came, I saw, I left some graffiti
Veni, Vidi, Vy am I continuing zis thread??
Veni, vidi, villainy -- I came, I saw, I took over.
Veni, vidi, vichysoisse -- I came, I saw, I had some soup.
Veni, vidi, vapid -- I came, I saw, ehh.
Veni, vidi, Vinnie -- I came, I saw, you got a problem with that?
Veni, vidi, vitamin C -- I came, I saw, I had an orange.
Veni, Vidi, Vaccinate - I came, I saw, I prevented unnecessay disease
Veni, Vidi, Vol-au-vant - I came, I saw, I had a buffet
Veni, Vidi, Viva las Vegas -- I came, I saw, but Elvis got there
Veni, Vidi, Vader -- I came, I saw, [gasp, choke, thud]
Veni, Vidi, Vented - I came, I saw, I let off steam
Veni, Vidi, Vampire - I came, I saw, I sucked
Veni Vidi Vision-Express - I came, and I saw again within one hour...
Veni, Vidi, Vicks - I came, I saw, I caught a cold
Veni, Vide, Vice - I came, I saw, I endulged in depraved behaviour.
Veni, Vide, Virus - (Likely consequence of previous action)
Veni, Vide, Vincent - I came, I saw, I painted a picture of it and then
cut my ear off.
Veni, Vide, Victim - I came, I saw, I got mugged.
Veni, Vide, Velocity - I came and saw very quickly.
Veni, Vide, Vacant - I came and saw a public convenience was available.
Veni, Vide, Vaccillate - I came, I saw, and then couldn't really decide
what to do next.
Veni, Vide, Victoria - I came, I saw and I was NOT amused!
Veni, Vidi, Vampire - I came, I saw, I bit.
Veni, Vidi, Virtuous - I came, I saw, I was good
Veni, Vidi, VC - I came, I saw, I was decorated for valour.
Veni, Vidi, Vespers - I came, I saw, I started praying...
Veni, Vidi, Vertigo - I came, I saw, I thought it was too damned high.
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