Crazy crazy poem/song

[fingal]

My latest offering. I'm thinking of setting something up on the web somewhere... sometime... maybe. If anyone wants to get involved in my madness please pm me, but only if you feel really inspired. I just wrote it on the train to pass the time. It's called ...

Bad to ma pets!

I'm being bad to ma pets!
I don't take 'em to the vets.
I've got bad habits.
I don't clean out ma rabbits.

My turtle's all go hungry,
and my gerbil's getting angry.
You might find this alarmin'
but my goldfish are self-harmin'.

Oh yeah! I'm bad, bad, bad, bad,
and it's real sad, sad, sad, sad.
I'm always bad to ma pets.

I don't take 'em to the vets.

Got a snake with skin like leather,
and he loves the warmer weather.
But I've got a certain itch,
just to lock him in the 'fridge.

And my hamster's constipated.
His ass is real "back dated".
I've locked him in his rooooooms.

I only feed him prunnnnnnnes!

Oh yeah! I'm bad, bad, bad, bad.
Bad to the bone,
my heart is stone.

Ma monkey is a guy,
and really that is why,
I make him wear a dress.

And I really must confess,
that I like the way he looks,
so I take him to the flicks.

Oh yeah! I'm bad, bad, bad, bad,
and it's real sad, sad, sad, sad.
Bad to ma pets.
Don't use no vets.

But the day is comin' soon,
when I'm gonna meet my doom.

Yeah, all bullies share the saaa-ame fate,
all feedin' on the saaa-ame hate.

My cat has got a gun,
and is gonna end my fun.

Put a cap right in ma ass,
aided by ma pet sea bass.

Yeah! I'm so bad, bad, bad, bad,
a little mad, mad, mad, mad.
And so's this song.
It's getting long!

So don't be bad to your pets.
Always take 'em to the vets.
Be good to your voles,
and you'll always reach your goals.

Your parrot is your friend,
and friendship never ends.
Not when it's real.
That's how I feel.
That's how I feel.
That's how I feel.

And so does my parrot.

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I'm not planning on winning any prizes.

[marlowe]

still laughing...be right back ))))

[fingal]

still laughing...be right back ))))

Thank you!