Stupid Lyrics

[DThor]

I love Alicia Bridges lyrics to "I Love the Nightlife" partly because they're so soul-suckingly awful, but also because it reminds me of that wonderful disco-cheese video that introduced me to what a real 70's lesbian with no fashion sense and in-your-face attitude looked like. I was frightened.

Have you ever met anyone else that pronounced "action" like "act-shee-on"?


Please don't talk about love tonight.
Please don't talk about sweet love.
Please don't talk about being true
and all the trouble we've been through.
Ah, please don't talk about all of the plans
we had for fixin' this broken romance.
I want to go where the people dance.
I want some action ... I want to live!

Action ... I got so much to give.
I want to give it. I want to get some too.

Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the night life,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.

Please don't talk about love tonight.
Your sweet talking won't make it right.
Love and lies just bring me down
when you've got women all over the town.
You can love them all and when you're through,
maybe that'll make, huh, a man out of you.
I got to go where the people dance.
I want some action ... I want to live!

Action ... I got so much to give.
I want to give it. I want to get some too.

Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the nightlife,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the night life,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.

Oh, I love the night life,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
Oh, I love the night life,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.
I love the night life,
I got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea.


DT

[techieMoe]

Sometimes even otherwise reputable artists such as Tool's Maynard James Keenan can come up with some hilariously odd lyrics. (Quoted from Weak and Powerless by Tool spin-off band A Perfect Circle):


Tilling my own grave to keep me level
Jam another dragon down the hole
Digging to the rhythm and the echo of a solitary siren
One that pushes me along and leaves me so

...


Someone feed the monkey while I dig in search of China
White as Dracula as I approach the bottom


In defense of one of my favorite bands, the tune itself is catchy... as long as you don't read too much into the wacky lyrics.

[a12ctic]

my friend likes a song "im in love with a stripper" and im not going to search the lyrics, i think you can tell itd be pretty stupid by the name, but she likes it :-/

[a12ctic]

Sometimes even otherwise reputable artists such as Tool's Maynard James Keenan can come up with some hilariously odd lyrics. (Quoted from Weak and Powerless by Tool spin-off band A Perfect Circle):


Tilling my own grave to keep me level
Jam another dragon down the hole
Digging to the rhythm and the echo of a solitary siren
One that pushes me along and leaves me so

...


Someone feed the monkey while I dig in search of China
White as Dracula as I approach the bottom


In defense of one of my favorite bands, the tune itself is catchy... as long as you don't read too much into the wacky lyrics.

ya i say that perfect circle does make some catchy stuff (although its not entirly me)