Stupid Lyrics

[daacosta]

Supermodel - J. Sobule

I don't care what my teachers say
I'm gonna be a supermodel.
And Everyone is gonna dress like me,
wait and see

When I'm a supermodel
and my hair will shine like the sea.
Everyone will wanna look just like me
me...

Cause I'm young and I'm hip, and so beautiful,
I'm gonna be a supermodel


I'm young and I'm hip, and so beautiful,
I'm gonna be a supermodel

I wish that I was like Tori Spelling,
with a car like hers and dad like hers.
And I show them how how it was done.
That be fun, that be fun.

And I write my schoolreport,
why I love my jeans, why I love my jeans.
And oh, on my lockerdoor its the coolest thing that you have ever seen.

Cause I'm young and I'm hip and so beautiful,
I'm gonna be a supermodel

I'm young and I'm hip and so beautiful,
I'm gonna be a supermodel

I didn't eat yesterday,
I'm not gonna eat today,
I'm not gonna eat tomorrow,
Cuz I'm gonna be a supermodel.

so beautiful.......I'm gonna be a supermodel

I'm young and I'm hip and so beautiful,
I'm gonna be a supermodel
[4x]

I'm gonna be a supermodel.
I'm gonna be a supermodel.

[bigtomrodney]

LOL!

What a pile of crap. Haha.

[winter]

rin-rin-dab

/what ever the anoying frog does

[GNOME_n00b]

lyrics to 'artists' such as the beatles, britney spears, robbie williams, and all of their ilk for their purility and faux depth.

an example of stupid lyrics:



The Beatles - She Loves You

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You think you lost your love,
When I saw her yesterday.
It’s you she’s thinking of
And she told me what to say.
She says she loves you
And you know that can’t be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad. ooh!

She said you were to know
That she almost lost her mind.
And now she says she knows
You’re not the hurting kind.
She says she loves you
And you know that can’t be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad. ooh!

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You know you should be glad.

[fingal]

Black Lace - Not reproduced in full for the sake of your sanity:

Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

<help!>

[Roxoff]

I always liked They Might Be Giants for utterly daft lyrics:

Snipped taken from here... Visit the site if you want to read more:

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

...

[fingal]

Slightly off topic but does anyone know which Zodiac Mindwarp song the line: "I'm a love commando and this is a raid" comes from? A mate of mine used to use it as a chat up line and ...... Occasionally it worked (or so he claimed). I can't seem to pin the song down somehow.

edit: lol, the advertising script in here thinks of raid as something different, so maybe that should be, 'I'm a shell command line and missing my RAID'. <hides in a corner>

[marlowe]

never say bad things about the advertising scripts...they know.
*runs away screaming "we gonnaaa dieeeeee"*

[fingal]

never say bad things about the advertising scripts...they know.
*runs away screaming "we gonnaaa dieeeeee"*

You make me smile sir! I don't get them when I log on from home. Thank Firefox ...

[ticklu2deth]

Anything by Weird Al Yankovic; before some of your times.

Oh and Rap...hate it. Worst music style ever invented; sorry Rap lovers, just MHO.