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i got this from my little sister today and had to share it with someone and since you're all my friends here goes. **disclaimer** this joke does not reflect how ...
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    This was too funny

    i got this from my little sister today and had to share it with someone and since you're all my friends here goes. **disclaimer** this joke does not reflect how i feel about blondes, computers, curtains, or any other aspect of life mentioned in this joke i just thought it was funny.

    A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
    "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small -
    what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"
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    Good one, I like it.
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    I liked it, too!!

    Does your sister have any more?

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