Results 1 to 3 of 3
i got this from my little sister today and had to share it with someone and since you're all my friends here goes. **disclaimer** this joke does not reflect how ...
- 04-05-2006 #1
This was too funny
i got this from my little sister today and had to share it with someone and since you're all my friends here goes. **disclaimer** this joke does not reflect how i feel about blondes, computers, curtains, or any other aspect of life mentioned in this joke i just thought it was funny.
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small -
what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not need curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"Desktop: Dual Xeon 2.8 GHz 1.5 GB RAM Ubuntu/XP Pro
Laptop: Macbook 2 GHz C2Duo 3 GB RAM OS X/ Ubuntu/ XP Pro
Linux Registration #396559
Go 'Stros!
- 04-05-2006 #2forum.guy
- Join Date
- May 2004
- Location
- arch linux
- Posts
- 18,082
Good one, I like it.
oz
→ new members/users: read this first | new member faq
→ no private messages requesting computer support - post them on the forums!
→ please use the "report post" button to alert our forum admins to problematic posts rather than responding to them yourself.
- 04-06-2006 #3
I liked it, too!!
Does your sister have any more?


Reply With Quote
