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[flcpge]

If I fart, will you sniff?

[Game master pro]

If I fart, will you sniff?

SURE I DO NOT SEE WHY NOT SIR, AS I MOST LIKELY LIVE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAN YOU AND PROBABLY WILL NOT SMELL IT

ok,
what is the strongest creature on Earth? (assuming strength can scale linearly)

A T-REX OF COURSE RAWWWWR

Can a European swallow carry a coconut to a location 500km's away?

IT DEPENDS IF IT IS FLYING OR NOT

[Weedman]

of course it is flying.
but a answer for flying and an answer for not flying would be good...

[a12ctic]

Why did you decide to make a thread this retarded?

[jpalfree]

If a spaceship is accelerating with a current velocity of 0.99c and fires a tennis ball at an angle of 0.5pi radians in a gravitational feild that causes the green light reflected from the tennis ball to redshift by 1024 Angstroms relative to an observer standing on his/her head in a train traveling at 1/2 the speed of the spaceship at 35 parsecs away, and taking into account the expansion of the universe (as per Edwin Hubble), how many physicists died attempting to solve this problem?

[AlexK]

A T-REX OF COURSE RAWWWWR

you'd be wrong, a T-Rex had puny arms and couldn't lift crap... A rhinoceros beetle would be the correct answer. If strength does scale linearly, then the strength the rhinoceros beetle posseses would be like the average human going and lifting a fully loaded Boeing 737... (assuming the average human weighs 70kg).


jpalfree, my head hurts from reading that... but I'd hazard a guess that none died.

[jpalfree]

jpalfree, my head hurts from reading that... but I'd hazard a guess that none died.

AlexK, I see you know your physics.

and i have another question for GMP. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[geese]

How many years of training does a Buddhist monk need to be able to tolerate a kick to the groin?

How many years of training would you need to be able to tolerate a kick to the groin?

Can I kick you in the groin ?