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    [humor] > 100% ?


    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

    What makes 100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE that 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I -N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
    ******** and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

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    PS: Dont take it seriously

    Jason

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    Lol that was hella funny.

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    nice....

    and it gets you thinkin'....

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    That made my day.....
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    Yep..the ass-kissers rule the world.
    Grreat post.
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    I know of another oral activity that seems to get people ahead .... 111%
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