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    Mike is dead

    two guys in a bar,....................................
    One says "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!"
    " Wooo, what the hell happened to him?"
    "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived
    outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the pavement
    and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying
    through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."
    "What a horrible way to die!"
    "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my
    upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he
    spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for
    the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when
    bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him
    and breaking most of his bones."
    "What a way to go, that's terrible!"
    "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the
    wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself
    up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes
    falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister
    poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right
    through him."
    "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
    "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the
    downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen,
    tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of boiling
    hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his
    skin off him."
    "Man, what a way to go!"
    "No no, he survived that, he survived that ! He's lying on the ground,
    covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself
    up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the
    whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he
    got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
    "Now that is one awful way to go!"
    "No no, he survived that, he ..."
    "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"
    "I shot him!"
    "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

    "He was wrecking my f**king house."

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    hahaha! nice one jason!
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    Fargo, ND
    lol thats a really good one.
    BIG K aka Kyle
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    Linux Guru sarumont's Avatar
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    ROFL. That's great.
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