lightening the mood

[the bassinvader]

Got this joke sent to me today and it made me laugh so much i thought i'd share it....enjoy

Why seniors do not give birth
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."


Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.


"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?"

[cousinlucky]

I laughed: then I got really sad thinking about newborns with unfit mothers.

[MikeTbob]

What's the difference between a Refridgerator and a Homosexual?
The Refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I bet cousinlucky has forgotten about those unfit mothers by now.

[CodeRoot]

I bet cousinlucky has forgotten about those unfit mothers by now.

Yeah, I bet he is now thinking about how sad it is that some people in this world never learned how to be considerate of others and do not have what it takes to understand just how inappropriate it is to tell a joke like that on a global forum.

And, by the way - I am not talking about being considerate to homosexuals, but rather, people in general. Not everyone wants to read this kind of stuff on these forums. You did not lighten the mood - you virtually destroyed it...

MikeTbob, my advice would be --- delete your post...

EDIT: 'I bet he his' => 'I bet he is'

[cheesecake42]

My fridge was extremely offended by that joke.

[CodeRoot]

My fridge was extremely offended by that joke.

Despite the context of the reference -- this was actually humorous... The mood has been lightened (a little)...

[cayalee]

What's the difference between a Refridgerator and a Homosexual?
The Refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I bet cousinlucky has forgotten about those unfit mothers by now.

lol well i laughed!

[cayalee]

a woman approached me in the street the other day, asking if i would like to run a marathon.
thinking of the effort it would take to train and compete i declined. "but its for spastic and blind children!" she protested.
"hang on a minute" i thought, "i could win this...."

[Oxygen]

That's freakin wicked! :P

I used to know a sod load of jokes... but I've forgotten them now.

[MikeTbob]

I am sorry if I offended you, that was not my intention. I will not delete this post however, because I have a thing called free speech and these fine forums also allow me to post jokes. Imagine that, a novel concept. WOAH!

My suggestion to you, stop reading it and stop giving out unsolicited and unwanted advice.