dog tricks!

[MikeTbob]

I don't think this has been posted here and I thought a few of you might get a kick out of it, he knows several commands like, speak, sit, kiss, roll over, play dead, and fetch. (No, he won't piss on the couch for you)
I Do Dog Tricks

[devils casper]

thats really good !
my dog, seazer, do a few tricks too. it depends on his mood most of the time.

EDIT:
How many dog tricks can your dog do?







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[cool_arrow]

why not teach those dogs to do something useful - like kill cats ; )

[MikeTbob]

why not teach those dogs to do something useful - like kill cats ; )

Uhhh, because we don't want to end up in hell? Remember that little law?Thou shall not kill?
Or just maybe, we don't want our cat loving woman to claw our eyes out?

[stubbe]

Got two of them. My dogs can sit and hi-five. lol.

When I got home from work, I face down on the couch and one of them started to jump on me and sniffing my face. Like he's figuring out "what happen to you?"

or when I running suddenly, they think I'm playing with them and we play chase. These current two are very hyperactive dogs. My grandma fell twice because they play.

I miss my previous dogs, they are loyal and very funny. One is very fat, he'll lean on my feet when I point my finger at it, and making funny noises when I came home from work. When I want to shower him, he already knows, and went hiding somewhere lol. When I catch him in the opening he's very defensless ROFLMAO this is his very funny part.

When I take a nap, he can open the door himself and slept under my bed. When he want cookies he'll bump his nose into the cookie jar. All our guests aren't allow to bring things out from the house. They got attacked if they do. So everytime we get a guest, we must accompany them to the gate and carry their things. None of this I teach. We only teach the standard stuffs. Sit and hi-five. Died because of his heart problem... being too fat.

The other one, is very loyal. he do some of the above, but he's more patient. In the morning he wake me up biting my hand and carry me to the front door and scratching the door, asking to go out. He really like to sleep on my lap. He want cookie, he'll bump the cookie jar. When I whistle he howls. Yet I teach none of these. I only teach him the standard stuffs. Died because of teeth infection. When he's dying his mouth smells really bad.

[bigtomrodney]

This reminds me of an old website for burger king, it's a similar setup but it's hilarious. The tagline was "Chicken just how you like it"

Subservient Chicken

[stubbe]

This reminds me of an old website for burger king, it's a similar setup but it's hilarious. The tagline was "Chicken just how you like it"

Subservient Chicken

ROFLMAO

that site's pretty pointless

Stumbled upon the "adult" version of that kind of website once. Lost the link. I think the tagline is similar. lol.

[devils casper]

@ stubbe,

ahaa! while reading your post, i was nodding.. yes yes yes.. same is with my dog.
he plays Hide n Seek pretty well,
when i hide, my bother asks seazer, "hey, where is vicky? where is he?" lo.. he starts searching me around, poking his nose on floor, smelling and moving.. when he finds me, he barks too hard, like asking me why i was hiding.
i dont know if its a game for him coz it takes a lot of pats to calm him down.

[techieMoe]

Uhhh, because we don't want to end up in hell? Remember that little law?Thou shall not kill?

Last I checked, that only applied to humans.

Or just maybe, we don't want our cat loving woman to claw our eyes out?

That's a more likely scenario. With my girlfriend though, it's also more likely that her cat would be the one doing the killing.