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    Just needed a little humor in here....


    1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
    (why wait that long)

    2. Thou shall not do drugs.
    (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

    3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
    (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

    4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
    (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

    5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
    (everyone knows grandma has more money)

    6. Thou shall not get into fights.
    (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

    7. Thou shall not skip class.
    (just take the whole day off)

    8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
    (Hooters pays more)

    9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
    (like Nike says, "just do it")

    10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
    (just leave 'em in the middle)

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    11. Thou shall not use Microsoft Windows
    (Linux is better)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonlambert
    11. Thou shall not use Microsoft Windows
    (Linux is better)

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [or mac]


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