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  1. 06-15-2007 #1
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    The_Thing!

    The_Thing likes food, so stay away from me or I might eat you!

    And now here are some jokes out of complete boredom:

    What do you get when you cross a Platypus with a cat and let it cross the road?
    A FlattyCattyPuss!

    bored.....:sleep:
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    How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one, but it really has to want to change.
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    A new priest, born and raised in Texas , is nervous about hearing
    confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
    The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest
    asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub
    your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes,
    go on,' and 'I understand.' The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
    The old priest says, ... "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No ****... what happened next?"
    Oh...and welcome to the forums Mr Thing
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    How many emos does it take to replace a lightbulb? None, they'd prefer to cry in the dark.
    Graham - You'd better Use Linux!

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  6. 06-16-2007 #6
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    Welcome to the Forums and Linux in General!
    BTW here is a joke, since you're so bored.
    Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
    I do not respond to private messages asking for Linux help, Please keep it on the forums only.
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