jokes / funny stuff thread 2011
Hi everyone, If you have jokes post them here. Try to keep in mind that this is a family oriented website and to keep it clean. Joke on, everyone!
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their butts!"
"You crafty sonofagun," said the fairy.
Link to the old thread can be found here.