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I bet that's still the abridged version!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by TaZMAniac
I'll take care of it.
(This takes place at a US government agency. We’ve released an RFQ for a major computer purchase: one new large mainframe system replacing two smaller and much older systems. I’m the sysadmin for all three. It’s currently October of 1994.)
Me: “I’m going to need some help with the migration when the new machine gets here. I want either Bill or Dave to assist me.”
Boss: “It won’t be here for a while, right?”
Me: “Right, not until March. I just wanted to give you a little lead time on getting an assistant, so you could arrange it with their manager.”
Boss: “Okay. Remind me again when it gets a little closer to the time.”
Me: “No prob…”
(January, 1995)
Me: “The contract for the new machine has been awarded. You asked me to remind you about getting an assistant.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ll take care of it.”
(February, 1995)
Me: “They’re starting to build the machine. It should ship early next month. I still need an assistant.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ll take care of it.”
(March, 1995)
Me: “The machine is being shipped tomorrow. I still need an assistant.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ll take care of it.”
(Late March, 1995)
Me: “The machine is on our receiving dock. I still need an assistant.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ll take care of it.”
(End of March, 1995)
Me: “The machine is in the computer room. They’re starting to hook up the power. I still need an assistant.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ll take care of it.”
(April, 1995)
Me: “The machine’s up and running. I still need an assistant.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ll take care of it.”
(May, 1995)
Me: “The machine’s been running for a month, and I’ve begun the migration, but I still need an assistant.”
Boss: “Okay, I’ll take care of it…”
(September, 1995)
Boss: “Why aren’t you finished yet?!”
Kohl's Does What?!!!
Attachment 4280
Tips From An Old Man!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TaZMAniac
A woman receives her primary energy from the earth. Her " antennae " to receive that energy is her ovaries. If her ovaries are in harmony with the earth her feet will be straight or point inward when she walks / \ . No matter her education or intelligence such women have far more power and appeal than women whose feet turn outward when they walk \ / . These women do not have harmonious ovaries with the earth; so they are like a snowy TV screen with lots of interference. These women are extremely hard to deal with on a regular basis. They seem to be a different person every day.
Dammit - when I pass my eyes down an attractive lady, I never get as far as her feet...Quote:
Originally Posted by cousinlucky
I've been married to the same woman for 38 years, and I STILL don't understand her! :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by jayd512
Roxoff, a young man's eyes and his ego are his very worst handicaps especially when it comes to women and women are very aware of those massive weaknesses of ours!! I look at a woman's feet first because no matter what she looks like on the outside; it is her internal make-up that really matters.
That internal make-up manifests itself it many ways on the outside if you are aware of what to look for. A woman's internal energy can be either male or female and can be determined by her knees; thin bony
knees indicate male internal energy and wide thick knees indicate female internal energy.
The larger the space between the bottom of a woman's nose and her top lip; the more she likes the opposite sex. ( Actress Sandra Bernhard has very little space there as an example. )
A woman's breasts and her hips are where her body starts to put excess waste when she can not get rid of it!!
My way of looking at whether I like a girl or not.
Cooking.
Then the looks dept kicks in. :cool:
That's Great Roky!!Quote:
Originally Posted by rokytnji
