I'm still laughing and it's been two minutes already!!! ;) Good one MikeTbob ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeTbob
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I'm still laughing and it's been two minutes already!!! ;) Good one MikeTbob ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeTbob
There was a young fellow named BrightQuote:
Originally Posted by nujinini
Who traveled much faster than light
He left one day in a relative way
And arrived the previous night!
That way, he could experience this thread again for the first time... :-)
Tombstones
In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread,
And the Lord sent them manna.
Clark Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna
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In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania , cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.
At An Irish Wedding
At an Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled: “Would all married men please
stand next to the one person who had made your life worth living.”
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Another Gem; Thanks Roky!!
I've been trying to turn over a new leaf. :?
Problem is.
No trees in the desert.
"What problem and who are you?"
I loved it elija. Thanks. :lol:
Yeah, I resemble that! :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by elija
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Here is to Nipples.
http://serve.mysmiley.net/party/party0005.gif
Without them.
Breasts would be pointless.
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