Good one Taz! Keep it coming! Hahaha! ROTFLOL!
Or you could say of the fans in those buildings, "The SH*t hit the fans"
Definition of a Chili Dog.
A Mexican Hairless Dog on a Alaska vacation,
How a young skate boarder looks at this old Biker.
"Dude, I am trying to imagine how it feels to be your age?"
"It's Easy", I tell him.
"Just imagine falling off your skateboard at 55mph and having a car slam into you". ;)
Roky's on a roll!
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it, and it might be tough for a few!
1.This is this cat.
2.This is is cat.
3.This is how cat.
4.This is to cat.
5.This is keep cat.
6.This is an cat.
7.This is old cat.
8.This is fart cat.
9.This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11.This is forty cat.
12.This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
Someone, Please, give Roky a TV show to host!!
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and
maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asked him if he would like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my
desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious
apple pie? Maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the
Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm