Jokes/Funny Stuff thread 2012

Wow I got my first traffic ticket today, and it wasn't even for a moving violation. So stupid...

I'm just sitting at a red light, waiting for green when this stupid bird flies straight into the windscreen with a loud crunch. I tried to shoo him off my car but he wouldn't budge. On impulse I just turned on the wipers and threw the stupid bird off the windscreen.

It landed with a sickening thud on the car next to mine. Oh my gosh, it's a police car!

Sure enough, the officer lights 'em up, pulls me over, walks up to the window and says....



"I'm gonna have to write you up for flippin' me the bird!"

True story.

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

Wow I got my first traffic ticket today, and it wasn't even for a moving violation. So stupid...

I'm just sitting at a red light, waiting for green when this stupid bird flies straight into the windscreen with a loud crunch. I tried to shoo him off my car but he wouldn't budge. On impulse I just turned on the wipers and threw the stupid bird off the windscreen.

It landed with a sickening thud on the car next to mine. Oh my gosh, it's a police car!

Sure enough, the officer lights 'em up, pulls me over, walks up to the window and says....



"I'm gonna have to write you up for flippin' me the bird!"

True story.

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Didn't you mean to say "Tall tale"? :-) It's a good one, true or not!

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Originally Posted by Rubberman

Didn't you mean to say "Tall tale"? :-) It's a good one, true or not!

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No true! I kinda knew it when the officer approached trying to hide a big grin on his face. I guess he saw I was scared and that made it even better.

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Originally Posted by Sidekick

No true! I kinda knew it when the officer approached trying to hide a big grin on his face. I guess he saw I was scared and that made it even better.

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Farm out! So, what's the fine for "flipping the bird" on the cop car? Or did he let you off with a warning? :cool:

No fine, just laughter!

Glad you got one with a sense of humor! A lot of the time that may not be the case. "Flipping him the bird" indeed! ROFL!

sidekick should like this one!;)
Batman gets called, we see this in the sky:
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But what about BatGirl? How do we stop the crime?
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Originally Posted by Sidekick

No true! I kinda knew it when the officer approached trying to hide a big grin on his face. I guess he saw I was scared and that made it even better.

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Can't wait for that to show up on Worlds Wildest!

I don't even want to know what the Robin signal would look like!

What I get for being too geeky
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