A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large, beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the store owner.
He looked at her and said, "This bird used to live in a brothel and sometimes says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she`d have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the cage up in her living room.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was shocked at first but thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from college the bird said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and their mother were a bit offended but then began to laugh at the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked up and said, "Hi Keith."
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ROTF!! :lol: :lol:
Thanks for the good laugh! :D :lol: