Boot error\kernel panic\can`t boot cd\usb

[reinismix0lost]

So i have here pretty ****ed up situation - i used dual boot system (xp + ubuntu 10.04) and decided to replace them with jolicloud os... and then it started... In about 86% of jolicloud install it showed me error of hdd partition. I tried different versions of partion type, used also option to install on entire hdd - none of my tries actually worked (also with many hdd formating tries) ... so I was able to use only usb as live user for Jolicloud, and i burned ubuntu iso on disk - on boot up showed boot up error, i checked BIOS and everything seemed to be ok with boot order. So after many tries i took my old Gutsy Gibon 7.10 live cd. I first updated it with LTS version (8.04 Hardy Heron) and after that I updated it to 10.04 but it seemed to not finish when i saw some error in terminal and installer was exiting 13 minutes before finish... then it had kernel panic - fuuuuck! After that i tried to download small versions of linux like Austrumi and puppy linux , but it showed me boot error or cd didnt even open install dialog without showing boot error.
so now im back in old live cd and trying to find alternatives...

[devils casper]

Post your machine specs here. RAM, Graphics Card, Processor etc.

After that i tried to download small versions of linux like Austrumi and puppy linux, but it showed me boot error or cd didnt even open install dialog without showing boot error.

Could you post boot error message here?