I'll boot up the Live DVD
It'll say "welcome to Knoppix"
Running live Kernel 2.6.19
Then it looks for USB/Firewire, finds it
Then in big red letters it says;
"Can't find file system" WTF!!!
Below that it says;
Additional Commands Available:
cat, mount, umount, insmod, immod, lsmod
Kinda wanted to give this a looksy but I guess that ain't happening.
I opened up the iso with nero and did a slow burn, there's 4.2 gb of, I guess crap! on the DVD, obviously not any Knoppix system files
Just another fun Distro

I'm really loving Linux
Of course being so new to Linux I probably missed an important step somewhere, just don't know where, help please if you feel like it otherwise, thanx!