I am one of those unfortunate guys who were brought up in complete ignorance of linux, and I was raised with the message that windows is the meaning of a computer, and linux is some old martian meteorite which is uninhibitable. I now have
decided to start using linux after realising that M$ windows is just like a dog leash round my collor.
I want some help in deciding a good linux for my cheap 2 year old and 5 year old modelled computer which has the following configuration:
1) 17" monitor, non flat tft(bit, abt 6yrs old model, so I can't afford high refresh rates)
2) A cheap but good multemedia keyboard
3) An optical scroll mouse, cheap but still decent playing games(no prolem at all)
4) 10 min UPS it means I want a five minute shutdown maximum
5) Intel pentium 4 processor 2.66 GHz(can't tax my system can I?

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6) 256 MB DDR ram(thats horrible, I know, but my dad says it will do

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7) samsung CD drive, read/write cds, both R and RW, read dvds, both -R, +R, dual layer,(duno which)

I have Intel GMA 900 on board graphics.
9) M$ Windows XP Professional SP2
I definitely won't be upgrading my PC, and the maximum I may do is to buy a DVD writer...
My Needs in the system:
APPS: (even easy to install packages on the net are enough)
Mozilla Firefox
Mozilla Thunderbird
VLC Media Player
Xine
MPlayer
OpenOffice.org
nvu
Gimpshop
Something like InfraRecorder to write cds, dvds, ISOs, other Disc Images
A GUIed Media Transcoder
All Players with all plugins
A PDF viewer, flash player(optional)
an antivirus and a firewall
FEATURES:
auto connect to the net, like windows
easy to access programmes
less taxing on my system(see configuration)
Eye Candy(optional, to make more switch to linux and to entertain my eyes)
easy install, uninstall
all and I mean all features accessable through a GUI
well supported
FREE AS IN AIR
Optional install of propiatary softwares and drivers
out of the box compatibility with my system.
neat security
I want it to be easy for novice use, and to be fully accessable without the use of the terminal.
I have shortlisted to Freespire, Ubuntu/Kubuntu and Mandriva.
I eliminated Vector, Edubuntu
I don't know much about OpenSuSe, so I need some advice
Please suggest anything else