Tux hates me. Help me murder him..
From all the problems I have been having with Linux ever since install, it is obvious that something with my system just makes Tux hate me. I literally haven't had even one day of stability since I installed. Every time I fix a problem, I get a new one the next day. This time Linux hangs on startup when it goes into Non-Interactive startup, and it still won't run even in Failsafe mode.. it goes into "single-user mode" where my name is "bash" and I can't start x-windows or anything. And it doesn't matter whether this gets fixed or not, I've picked up the pattern. I see how Linux ****s me over every time I close my eyes and go to sleep. I wake up in the morning, turn the computer on, and he taunts me. He taunts me with his evil... penguiny... ways. Then I slap him upside the head with a fix and he looks innocent until I go to sleep once more and he works throughout the night to piss me off the next day. Well time for revenge, I'm killin' him.
Well after rambling about how Linux hates me... here's the question, finally.
How can I uninstall Linux from my computer, preferably getting rid of the partitions created during install, and make Windows take up my entire hard drive once more? Or as an alternative, do you think re-installing that bastard Tux will help any?