as a matter a fact, I am working on one right now, called "linix tophat"
it will have features such as:
multible users (who cares?)
terminal (to execute your own stuff)
open office (word only)
virtual calc (if a teacher comes by)
remote desktop (take over a nother CALC! {must me connected

})
unlike most failed a tempts, the speed will not lag (much) it will be writen in over 95% basic! (to protect you calc from ASM CRASHING) and it will be compiled into an APP, (so its dosent need other programs to run it's self)
also has text mode (for those who are low on ram)
the beta is comming soon (once i find my calculater :P )
now what else should i put in there,
.... , wait?, did you say microwave?