Actually i use three:
"Bill Gates' Masterpiece" or
"OS that got me into computing" or
"Desktop Dominator-93%"

Just had to add some balance - he,he,he,he,he

Really , the only reason i keep Windows Me on one of my 3
computers is to run:
DVD Decrypter
DVD Shrink
Of course, i would never use them to do something illegal.
Honest Injun, cross my heart