Need A New Linux

I need a new version of linux, something besides suse. I have looked into mandrake, but i want a linux that is similar to windows and it is highly customizable. Also, i would like it to be small in size, small enough, that you could download it off of a dial-up connection

you could try yoper.
hella fast and hella userfriendly

Check out pclinux08 v8 it is one cd and is much like windows and works good
Lots of compressed apps.
Xandros is a lot like windows too.