I asked you simple hardware questions. Then got a unusalbe answer.

An important thing in Linux along with any computer is to know your hardware. That is to make your hardware perform its best. If you want to plug and play all the time LIKE Windows then pick up a number of great more non-linux type user experiences. These are Red Hat Fedora, Knoppix, Lindows or Linspire, or that Ubutu flavor.

Thanks for your patience with people simply trying to help you out free of charge. This is really a community to discuss problems to educate each other further in our linux skills. You'll be missed.